Ray Allen's B**** Move

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I am sure by now you have seen Ray Allen’s cheapshot on Anderson Varejao. What bothers me is that Varejao got a technical foul called on him after Allen tried to make sure he left without his manhood. There are two problems I have with this incident besides the technical foul on Varejao:

1. What man tries to elbow another man’s sack? I thought that was a woman thing that they did when they were mad at their boyfriends.

2. Anderson Varejao didn’t even flinch after getting an elbow that clearly made contact. This could mean Anderson is the first woman in NBA history, which would make her him the ugliest player in NBA history too. Or it means his pain tolerance is that of Willis Reed.

(Hat tip: PacmanJonesin.com)

Topics: Anderson Varejao, Ray Allen

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  • Calvin Smith

    That Brazillian guy doesn’t have balls, that is why he didn’t feel any thing.